The small print

Terms at our table

Short, because the site is short: it shows what we make, prints the measurements, and hands you to someone else to buy from.

What this site is

A catalog of what we cut and press, with the sizes worked out. It is not a shop. No order can be placed here, no payment is taken here, and no contract is formed here.

Prices and stock

Both are copied from our retail partner at the moment this catalog was built, and both move afterwards without warning. The figure on their listing is the real one, and it is the one that binds.

The measurements

Sizes come from the pack, and the drop is calculated from them. Film is cut with a tolerance, so treat a printed drop as accurate to about an inch. Where an inch decides whether a cloth reaches the floor, measure your table first.

How to use the goods

These are party goods for a single setting: a cover on a table, a charger under a plate, foam in a centerpiece. Anything past that is your judgement rather than ours, and we make no claim about it.

The pictures and the words

The photographs, the text and the layout on this site are ours. Quoting a paragraph with a link back is welcome; lifting the catalog wholesale is not.

Links away from here

Buy buttons lead to our retail partner, and their terms take over the moment you arrive. We do not control that site and do not answer for it.

If something here is wrong

Mistakes get corrected rather than defended. Write to the back room and it is fixed.